Bugs and the Cold Duck
lyrics (c)1993
by Nancy Louise Freeman
tune: "James and the Cold Gun" by Kate Bush
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Bugs, come on home
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You've been drawn too long, Bugsy
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We can't let our hero's acetone
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We watch you day and night
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You left the big screen for the t.v.
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You trusted to Chuck
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But it's just your luck
The censor is a duck
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Remember Elmer, the mighty hunter
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He's still a-waitin with his big bad gun
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Wile E. Coyote is stockin Acme stuff
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And here comes Daffy says it's only in fun
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If you were savvy you would get up and run
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From your old friend...
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Woo- hoo- hoo
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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
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Bugs, are you selling your shorts to a cold duck?
Where lies your part?
It's right there in the dust bin, Bugsy
It's right there in the bin
With all the laughs long cut out
You're a wabbit, Bugs
They're cutting you up for those naughty lines
They've cut you up for commercial time
It won't be funny when they colorize Elmer Fudd
Remember Elmer, the mighty hunter
He's still a-waitin with his big bad gun
Wile E. Coyote is stockin Acme stuff
And here comes Daffy says it's only in fun
If you were savvy you would get up and run
From your old friend...
Woo- hoo- hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
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Bugs, are you selling your shorts
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Woo-hoo-hoo
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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
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To a cold duck?