Bugs and the Cold Duck

lyrics (c)1993 by Nancy Louise Freeman
tune: "James and the Cold Gun" by Kate Bush

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Bm A E         Bm A E
Bugs, come on home
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You've been drawn too long, Bugsy
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We can't let our hero's acetone
              Bm      A E
We watch you day and night
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You left the big screen for the t.v.
Bm    A          E
You trusted to Chuck
         F#m        
But it's just your luck

The censor is a duck

	G        D     A            E
	Remember Elmer, the mighty hunter
	G             D              A        E
	He's still a-waitin with his big bad gun
	G          D  A            E
	Wile E. Coyote is stockin Acme stuff
	G               D              A            
	And here comes Daffy says it's only in fun
	G           Em               D          A
	If you were savvy you would get up and run
	          GMaj7
	From your old friend...
	Bm A G F#7  Bm A G 
	Woo-  hoo-  hoo
	    F#7     Bm A G
	Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
            F#7      D
	Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
	    E          G             F#7        Bm   A  E Bm A E
	Bugs, are you selling your shorts to a cold duck?

Where lies your part?
It's right there in the dust bin, Bugsy
It's right there in the bin
With all the laughs long cut out
You're a wabbit, Bugs
They're cutting you up for those naughty lines
They've cut you up for commercial time
It won't be funny when they colorize Elmer Fudd

	Remember Elmer, the mighty hunter
	He's still a-waitin with his big bad gun
	Wile E. Coyote is stockin Acme stuff
	And here comes Daffy says it's only in fun
	If you were savvy you would get up and run
	From your old friend...
	Woo-  hoo-  hoo
	Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
	Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
	E              G            F#7
	Bugs, are you selling your shorts 
	         D
	Woo-hoo-hoo
	            Em
	Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo
	           Bm7 Em Bm7 Em Bm7
	To a cold duck?