Make 'Em Scream

lyrics (c)1986 by Nancy Louise Freeman
tune: "Make 'Em Laugh" by Arthur Freed & Nacio Herb Brown

From Singin' in the Vortex

CHANCELLOR OF THE ESCHEWER:

Make 'em scream, make 'em scream,
Don't you know that it pays when they scream?
My dad told me it's always a draw
To emulate Peckinpah!
Make 'em whine, make 'em kvetch
That the viewers are starting to retch!

Now you can throw in T&A and still be a bore
Or you can please the BBC and make 'em all snore
But should they try to ban you then your ratings will soar!
Make 'em scream, make 'em scream,
Make 'em scream!