My Old Man's a Sith Lord

                         
          
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          My old man's a Sith Lord
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          He wears a Sith Lord's hat
          
          He wears a resperator
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          And he smells like Bill the Cat
          
          
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          Oh, my old man's a Sith Lord
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               his temper's not too nice
          
          He vaporized a planet once
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               or maybe it was twice
          
          He bellowed through the Death Star --
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               though no-one dared to ask:
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          "That'll teach them not to pour
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               Lavoris in my mask!"
          
          CHORUS
          
          My father keeps strict discipline
               with errors he's annoyed
          But gen'rals sometimes make mistakes
               it's a fact you can't avoid
          It's there my father shows that
               he's the understanding type:
          When their screams keep him awake at night
               he doesn't even gripe.
          
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          One day my dad invited
               my friends all 'round to tea
          But he's forgot his contacts
               and without them he can't see
          He takes one look at Chewie
               and furiously crows:
          "I'll be damned if my son is gonna
               marry one of those!"
          
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          My old man and I could never
               get along somehow
          So when we met on Bespin
               I knew there'd be a row.
          To my surprise he asked me
               to help his merry band;
          Well I don't like to brag much,
               but I sure gave him a hand!
          
          CHORUS
          
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          Next time you see a Sith Lord
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               a-lookin' awfully mad
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          Don't kick him in the Sith-upon;
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               it might be my old Dad!